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but how about watch phone?
Pronounshe/him/his
However#TeamTheyForEveryone

@foone
t=0
for char in string:
t = t*256 + char
emit('.')
sleep(t)
emit('.')

throughput could use some improvement, though

Just typoed "tooltips" as "tootlips" and now will never call them anything else.
metaverse wasn't inevitable
ar glasses weren't inevitable
blockchain wasn't inevitable
nfts we'rent inevitable
ai isn't inevitable
nothing is inevitable!!!!
the ultimate hidden truth of the world is that it is something that we make
and could just as easily make differently
make choices
make choices
make choices

local old computer lady crumbles to dust when she realizes that many people don't realize Undertale uses Comic Sans and Papyrus because they were the most notorious fonts and not that they're now the most notorious fonts because they were featured in Undertale

#fonts #typography #undertale

I had to do this while editing the image, I'm sure you understand.

Me: A ⇒ B

Person on social media: How dare you say ¬A ⇒ ¬B

Me: *Tears at hair*

Me: ∃ x P(x)

Person on social media: How dare you say ∀ x P(x)

Me: *Tears at hair*

Me: A ⋀ B

Person on social media: How dare you say A ⇒ B

Me: *Tears at hair*

"Oh," the emperor of the galaxy said, "what happened to that monkey world?"

"Our agents infiltrated them some eight thousand years ago."

"Have they taken over the world?"

"Not yet."

The emperor licked a paw and started washing his ears.

"I'll still count it as one of mine," he purred.

#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories