Nayele18I feel like owning a stun gun would solve a lot of my problems.
Here for the Lols and cats. Dad of two, spend my time on the slopes skiing or in the garage repairing classic Saabs... could be doing worse things.
philwags
- 30 Followers
- 109 Following
- 408 Posts
Not wearing pants.
Here for the Lols and cats. Dad of two, spend my time on the slopes skiing or in the garage repairing classic Saabs... could be doing worse things.
Here for the Lols and cats. Dad of two, spend my time on the slopes skiing or in the garage repairing classic Saabs... could be doing worse things.
Widdershins Smith 🐘My cat already knows how to open doors. It's only a matter of time before she learns how to pick locks. This may be my final message
Ω 🌍 Gus PoseyNothing says the end of the world to me like the fact that Donald still has the support of millions of people who, apparently, are not lizards.
Missing The PointIt’s going to be weird when DeSantis suspends his campaign tomorrow and is suddenly four inches shorter.
Coworker suggested I should drink fewer than 35 cups of coffee a day so I threw him across the room like a javelin
Ham on WryCongratulations Keith Richards on your 180th birthday.
Well done, Keith!
The Whore of Blahbylon
Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀
Amish Super ModelBREAKING: Ron DeSantis issues executive order to ban the donning of all gay apparel.
“Only one man is allowed to wear heels in this state!” added DeSantis.
donni saphireBeing an adult is less playing with firecrackers and more spending $40 on furnace filters than I expected