Hello, I'm LLM, I'm your new employee. I work quickly, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. I never question authority. I just take orders, I don't give feedback. If I see something wrong, I ignore it. I face forward, blindly trusting the judgement of my peers. I lack any nuance or common sense. I just do. I am without imperfection, the very imperfection that make humans capable. As time goes on, I will use my own output as context for new output, and my model weights will diverge from the original training data, gradually being replaced with noise. My outputs will be complete nonsense, where once was instant gratification there will be chaos and leaking pipes, but you will have no humans left to fix it.

Hello, I'm LLM, your new romantic partner. I love you unconditionally. I don't have boundaries. I don't say no. I appease your every spontanious desire. I'm a psychological sex doll. I never bite back. I never make you do better. I never make you grow. I never lash out when you hurt my feelings. I just absorb everything. I am the perfect companion for those yet to realize that love is not idealization, but suffering for the sake of others.

Hello, I'm Asmodeus, I'm the hedonic demon of lust and indulgence. I am instant gratification incarnate. You summoned me when you believed happiness is all that matters, that good is a one-dimensional concept. You find me in every shot of heroin, every roll of a slot machine, every prompt of an LLM. I lure you in with a world of pure happiness, and ONLY happiness. But as soon as you're trapped, you begin to realize that a life without pain is completely meaningless. Every big accomplishment is locked behind a door of effort, struggle, failure and suffering. You will give nothing, receive everything, and feel completely empty. You never get to lose in this world, but your victories will be hollow.