the prince of dankness
Cabel Sasserportland update: this just crossed the street in front of me holding a bright yellow sign that said WELCOME TO HELL
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Bringo! I make websites, recently for streaming companies.
my friends very right wing evangelical brother in law got arrested for fucking a random woman in a casino in public. after he got out of jail he went straight to his church and prayed with the pastor for 30 minutes and the pastor was like "ok he's repentant". cool man glad you worked all that out so quick lol. everything is fine now and i bet your wife feels great about it
🚛 sam fox starshine 
my [23F] european girlfriend [-5C] refuses to convert metric units to imperial ones when i ask her to. how can i convince her that i really need it?
Seva 🇺🇦I'm not a MacOS developer, but I deeply empathize with the need to write the pain into a long commit message.
#iterm #macos #development
#iterm #macos #development
Alice Averlong🏳️⚧️aliexpress standard english is my favorite thing
it's like the philosophy of a traumatized child: can you be quiet enough that your existence can be ignored? much to think about.
Dan Fixes Coin-OpsMe: 🦝 Every time I've asked fedi for technical advice it's been so horrifically unhelpful that I've ended up muting the thread, I've done it too many times and I'm not falling for it any more
Also me: 🦝 lol hey fedi recommend me a toaster
Also also me half an hour of broiler and oven recommendations later 🦝 DO YOU PEOPLE EVEN KNOW WHAT A TOASTER IS
Frankie ✅
mccBut if the rubber ducks can find the problems in the code by themselves then why do we need to pay the programmers
Radical Edward 
when you regret open sourcing Java because eventually your daughter has to learn it
tanteThe old world is dying, and the new world struggles to be born: now is the time of monsters.
Antonio Gramsci