Mastodawn

Owliver

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I'm just your average owl with a bad case of dhiarrea. What about it?

pronouns

he/him

i've been watching the artemis livestream for days and i still don't get where they're going to store the cheese samples

When I was much younger, I learned 2 very important lessons. I forget what the first one was but the second one is to write everything down.

Coworker: You look like someone who could solve a rubiks cube.

Me: (grumbling) What a rude thing to say.

*snatches rubiks cube and solves it*

Netflix must be frothing at the mouth for the rights to Poop Cruise IN SPACE.

Eye drops made from pig semen deliver cancer treatment to mice

Minuscule particles with the ability to cross hard-to-penetrate barriers can be loaded with drug treatments to target intractable diseases.

Minuscule particles with the ability to cross hard-to-penetrate barriers can be loaded with drug treatments to target intractable diseases.

GUYS

Fresh meme template has dropped. Get it while its hot.

Are vampires just big sticklers for the 4th amendment? Is that why they won't enter without an invite?