trickykati've been watching the artemis livestream for days and i still don't get where they're going to store the cheese samples
Staff Chief of Joints@trickykat
Open the cheese bay doors, HAL.
Ludwig Vielfrass@the_etrain @trickykat I'm sorry Dave. I can't do that. I'm too full of cheese to move.
Steve Hersey@trickykat
That's the trouble with them being out of radio contact on the far side; the crews always eat it all while we're not looking.
That's the trouble with them being out of radio contact on the far side; the crews always eat it all while we're not looking.
Fratm@trickykat They will just grapple a huge chunk and drag it back to earth for all of us to feast on. It might be a little melty when they hit the atmosphere
Darth Hideout 🏳️🌈New onboard transporter tech. They'll beam the cheese directly back to Earth. Too risky to use it with humans. Mostly works, but makes them dumb as rocks.
See also: #WaffleHouse
Count Holdem@trickykat If I had a Masto Swiss army knife for humor, I'd poke holes in that theory...
Coach Mark & The Woof Crew@trickykat Do they have a little "cheese scooper attachment?"
@coachmark2PointOH cheese board and knife?
@trickykat brilliant!
Patrick Loftus 🖖
@trickykat they have to eat the cheese to bring it back unfortunately. The moon cows demand it.
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Earth cows are descended from moon cows. We know this because they always say “Mmoooon”
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whyOwy@trickykat they're just taking pictures of cheese this time around
NEXT time is the cheese sample return mission
and after that CHEESE BASE ONE 🚀 🧀
@wyatt_h_knott cannot wait 😍
Mx. Eddie R@trickykat
They will just have to use their bodies as cargo haulers.
They will just have to use their bodies as cargo haulers.
Jayflo