Emily Simonton

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I once accidentally described myself as Gardiner’s “assistant/girlfriend” at a local small business owners meet and greet thing in an effort to make Gardiner sound more professional and have yet to live it down.
Heavy Elementhttps://heavyelement.io/team
#TheOnion going hard at #SamAltman.
It's hard to pick, but I think this is my favorite line:
"Why did you decide to devote your life to AI?
I just saw so much suffering in the world that needed to be automated."
#OpenAI #funny #humor
https://theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-interview-with-sam-altman/
The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Sam Altman

While leading OpenAI, Sam Altman has weathered leaked internal memos, an attempt to oust him as CEO, and widespread skepticism about artificial intelligence’s role in society. The Onion sat down with the entrepreneur to hear his vision for the technology’s future. The Onion: Good morning, Sam. How are you doing today?Altman: Certainly! Here are some […]

The Onion
my math-hating ass trying to do gardiner's daily sums https://gardinerbryant.com/sums/
Daily Sums (beta)

Daily Sums is a daily number puzzle. Score points while sharpening your math skills in this fun, addictive game presented by The Bryant Review!

The Bryant Review
Is Early Access Usually this Good? My Thoughts on Fields of Mistria

There's just something about this game, guys. It's so rich. So special to me already. As of writing this, there are only a few more days until the 0.9 update on February 23, 2026, and I'm so excited to see what it has to offer.

The Bryant Review

@msokiovt 1) a "shriveled up liver?" That's *alcoholism*, not diabetes.

2) I'm a type 1 diabetic but I deal with the stigma associated with type 2 all the time. This is due to both general ignorance of the subject but also because I was originally misdiagnosed as type 2.

3) I'm sick of people treating diabetes as if it's totally their fault. Whether or not type 2 is the result of diet and (lack of) exercise or not, American culture, food industry, and lax regulations are equally to blame.

I bought this viral TikTok office chair. Was it worth it?

I asked my boyfriend if I should buy it. He thought for a moment, then told me he would support my decision to get the chair if I did three things...

The Bryant Review
chef boyar-girl on VIP when

May or may not have called Mythbusters a reality show just to see Gardiner 's reaction...

...and it was so worth it

Emily took a great photo of me
If you want to get in the argument of a lifetime, ask @gardiner_bryant how he feels about Michael Scott from the Office