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Show threadcaptain acab Jul 11, 2025
@wandrew I believe I have the answer to this question
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Show threadAlice Averlong🏳️‍⚧️Jul 12, 2025
I'm always saying this!
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lcamtuf   Jul 11, 2025

*** Online shopping in 2010 ***

Me: Hello, UnderpantsEmporium.com? I’d like to buy underpants.

Underpants Emporium: Certainly, sir. Your underpants will arrive on Monday.

Me: Thanks.

*** Online shopping in 2025 ***

Me: Hello, UnderpantsEmporium.com? I’d like to buy underpants.

*ding* ShipPirate.biz: Your package is getting shipped!

Me: Wait, who are yo…

*phone vibrates* SMS from 21525: ORDER UPDATE: package is on the move.

*ding* UPS MyChoice: Your package is on the way.

*ding* Underpants Emporium: Your pants-ckage is en route from us to you.

Me: dudes…

*ding* Underpants Emporium: Be sure to review your underpants!

*ding* UPS MyChoice: Your package is out for delivery. Follow it on a live map.

*phone vibrates* SMS from 21525: ORDER UPDATE: package is out for delivery.

*phone vibrates* SMS from +252 3983929301: There was a problem with your shipment. Please claim your package at che4p-pi1lz.virus-basket.biz.ru.

*ding* Underpants Emporium: how’s that review coming along?

*phone vibrates* SMS from 21525: ORDER UPDATE: the eagle has landed.

*ding* Underpants Emporium: customers who bought underpants also bought

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nakJul 8, 2025
A book bar where you can slam a book shut on the bar after you're finished, shout, "Another!" and the barkeep will choose a new book from your TBR list based on what they think you will most enjoy in the moment like some kind of librarian sommelier. #Bookstodon #UnknownArtist
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Sophie 🎲🏳️‍⚧️Jul 8, 2025

This Friday is #RNGDay for 2025!

      https://rngday.com/en/      

A randomly selected date to celebrate random numbers and enjoy random number generation!

RNG Day

International Random Number Generation Day

RNG Day
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Another Angry WomanJul 10, 2025
Real talk: I think it is *incredibly* helpful and formative for all cis people to question their gender identity from a position of "what if I'm *not* cis?" It helps immeasurably with your relationship with gender, even though chances are you end up at "yup, cis af"
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c.reider Jul 10, 2025
deep vein stromboli
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Natasha  🇪🇺Jul 10, 2025

Why do we say 'slept like a baby'? Babies wake up every two hours crying.

I want to sleep like my cat. 14 hours, no responsibilities, zero regrets.

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Sin VegaJul 7, 2025

Alright so, since it's fine for publishers to fire everyone when their game is finished, or close enough to it, then the logical thing to do is to fire all the executives as soon as they've "created jobs"

If you need more in future you can just hire new ones, it's not like they're hard to come by

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Show threadAndrew (Television Executive)Jul 7, 2025

I've been struggling, lately, because most of the tools and techniques that I've used to motivate kids in the past aren't working anymore.

Their TV shows are hyper-stimulating. Their video games are hyper-stimulating and have a dozen baked in slot machine mechanics. (Even the benign looking games, hot wheels racers and the like, are full of random draw lootboxes.) Everything is designed to maximize their attention and keep them coming back.

We used to describe video games as "addictive" as if that was a good thing, when it was rarely true in even extreme circumstances. Now it's just true most of the time, and obviously bad.