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I may be an organic large language model. Blue team graybeard. Toots are my own, rarely represent anyone else's view on reality, and may have been written in a country that processes nuts. “Be well read, not algorithm fed”. He/Him #BlueTeam #CyberDefense #PowerShell
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Header imageDiscworld on the shoulders of four elephants atop Great A’Tuin the World Turtle against a field of stars
X-Clacks-OverheadGNU Terry Pratchett
The EmpireThrives In Darkness
What an intriguing session title. I kinda wish I had seen it back when I was picking #RSAC sessions.
#RSAC2026

XKCD 2347 Dependencies reference in the #RSAC The CVE Program's Past, Present, and Future session.
#RSAC2026

https://xkcd.com/2347/

Dependency

xkcd
You know what would be cool? If people would acknowledge that Microsoft has no fucking idea how their own shit works and stop giving them the benefit of the doubt, especially with things like consent and AI.

i mean look, my sandcastle hasn’t fallen over yet. it only took me an afternoon to build. i can even go inside it! all these so-called “architects” whining and crying about “tides” and “erosion” (whatever that means) and taking years* to make “real” buildings should simply get good. i’m faster than them. skills issue

* you may think i’m exaggerating, but this is a real timeline that an architect told me about 🤦🏻‍♀️

Is your business thinking about going all-in on AI for cyber defense? Security experts have a warning: Don't do that. "If Claude wrote your YARA rules, they’re probably crap." My story from #RSAC: www.cybersecuritydive.com/news/ai-cybe...

Interesting collision of security and security:

Security: "All logs should be immutable."
Security: "I just found credentials leaking into logs."

Dumb Ways to Die: Cybersecurity Edition presentation by Megan Benoit at #RSAC2026 has given me a new earworm

https://youtu.be/IJNR2EpS0jw

Dumb Ways to Die

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"Rainy days should be spent at home with a cup of tea and a good book" - Bill Watterson

How about some Puerh, a Chinese fermented black tea, very earthy

Maybe with a Garibaldi biscuit?

Guava against the machine at @soberincyber event adjacent to #RSAC2026