Matt Blank

@msbutah
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305 Following
203 Posts
In Salt Lake City, Utah
IT Monkey for the teevee
🏳‍🌈, He/Him, Dog Dad
@[email protected] I’ve been moving that down my to-do list since I was in my teens

“Um, honey, on a Christmas ornament, how many teeth is too many teeth?”

“Zero. Christmas ornaments should have zero teeth.”

“I may have made a huge mistake.”

The most recent #digitalart project I do is always my new favorite…but this one is my favorite for real.
Sorry I put aviator sunglasses on the baby Jesus in your nativity scene and started singing highway to the manger zone.
I've watched this on an endless loop for 15 minutes.
@motoridersd @dewbertdc yeah I’m holding off even looking till January because of the tax credit.
@dewbertdc yeah I am dreading. Plus who knows what stupid markup they’ll have.
@dewbertdc I'm driving a 2006 Scion xA that has 94,000 miles. It's getting long in the tooth and I am dreading having to replace it, but am probably getting the Bolt when it happens.
@dewbertdc meatlovers please 😜
Is this a label for pizza sauce or an ad on a dating website?