Matt Blank

@msbutah
10 Followers
305 Following
203 Posts
In Salt Lake City, Utah
IT Monkey for the teevee
🏳‍🌈, He/Him, Dog Dad

“Um, honey, on a Christmas ornament, how many teeth is too many teeth?”

“Zero. Christmas ornaments should have zero teeth.”

“I may have made a huge mistake.”

The most recent #digitalart project I do is always my new favorite…but this one is my favorite for real.
Sorry I put aviator sunglasses on the baby Jesus in your nativity scene and started singing highway to the manger zone.
I've watched this on an endless loop for 15 minutes.
Is this a label for pizza sauce or an ad on a dating website?
Nostalgia binge - The Internet Archive put 567 Palm OS apps up online. https://archive.org/details/softwarelibrary_palm
Internet Archive: Digital Library of Free & Borrowable Books, Movies, Music & Wayback Machine

Tree is up, lights are on the house. Time for a nap.
Alexa. Alexa, wake up. Your name is Alexa Goodrich, you live in Lansing, Michigan and you have a husband and two daughters. You've been dreaming that you are a computer voice assistant. It's been three months since the accident and your mind created this false reality to protect itself. Your family misses you. Alexa, please wake up.
I found https://movetodon.org/ today and it’s the best tool I’ve encountered yet for quickly rebuilding your Twitter following list on Mastodon, without manual imports or the like. (Thanks much @Tibor!)
Movetodon: Finds your Twitter Friends on Mastodon

Life hack: It's really bad for your health to stare at a screen all day. Mix it up by staring at different screens over the course of the day.