Moving servers. I'm now @moliver
I hope they don't mind my occasional shitpost.
| Species | Human* |
| Flavor | Cedar |
| Enjoys | Making stuff |
| Currently Reading | Literacy for Dummies |
@moliver
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I'm just a guy. I do stuff. Some people think I'm cool. They are, of course, wrong.
@mcnees
Yes, it occasionally serves as a lever too.
Yes, it occasionally serves as a lever too.
@RickiTarr
I've read the beige.party pamphlet and I am intrigued. I'm not sure how the pamphlet was stuffed between my couch cushions though.
I've read the beige.party pamphlet and I am intrigued. I'm not sure how the pamphlet was stuffed between my couch cushions though.
Ricki Yasha TarrI've been on Mastodon for about a week now, and here's my advice to new users:
This is not A CULT! #BeigeBless
The tendrils that are attaching themselves in key places are totally NORMAL, if you question them it will hurt more.
Don't anger the #Mosstodon folks, most of them are vengeful wizards.
Just hit the BOOST BUTTON, seriously what are you trying to prove here? You like toots, but you don't like like them?! Grow up, this isn't elementary school.
Decisions, decisions. It looks like mastodon.social is getting defederated fast. Do I switch my account to hachyderm.io, or do I put JORTS on a HORSE?
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He'll be fine when the Monster I put in his juice box kicks in.
He'll be fine when the Monster I put in his juice box kicks in.
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Paul Muad'duk before he undertakes the ordeal to become the Kwaksatz Haderach. Great scene.
Paul Muad'duk before he undertakes the ordeal to become the Kwaksatz Haderach. Great scene.
@AtomicCowBell
You must really love the cold Poseidon's Kiss on a public toilet.
You must really love the cold Poseidon's Kiss on a public toilet.
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Nothing beats yelling "git gud scrub" at my 5 year old nephew.
Nothing beats yelling "git gud scrub" at my 5 year old nephew.
Mᴀʏᴀ 
Relaxing in the bathtub with a glass of wine after a long day of finishing just one simple task.