It’s difficult to make people understand just how much I hate being cold.

Okay, let me try again. Imagine being torn apart by wolves and bears and lions all at once & you’re also covered in big ugly spiders all while falling out of a plane and plummeting towards the ground. I feel like that right before my butt hits a cold toilet seat EVERY SINGLE TIME.

#AtomicDing

@AtomicCowBell
You must really love the cold Poseidon's Kiss on a public toilet.