Do you think about Palestine when you wake up, when you make your breakfast, when you do your laundry? "Thoughts and prayers" is a totally unacceptable response to tragedy in Judaism: we must act. Do you protest and post 🍉s online? Do you send money to bride border guards in Egypt? Do you talk to Zionists and try to change their minds? Do you guide them away from indoctrination and toward compassion while they tell you they don't really fancy you, but of all the shags he's had with men, you're his favorite? Do you sit next to him and try to put an unthreatening, Jewish face to antizionism while he shows you his favorite lesbian porn? (Fellas is it gay to watch lesbian porn together?) Do you? Do you remind him of the humanity of Arabs while he unbuttons your shirt "to see what would happen"? Do you appeal to his conscience, vividly describing the rubble while he touches your face and puts his hands on your chest? Does it help? Do you counter his "Jewish safety" talking points with "14,000 dead children" as you twist his peyos around your fingers? Do you discourse next to him in bed until he finally says something so egregious that you sit up and pull your shirt back on and tell him to leave? Do you feel self-righteous as he goes? Do you lose sleep to restless anxious half-dreams of pillaged buildings and shredded flesh? Do you text him back? Does it help Palestine?

ok where are all the jewish memes about the secret tunnel under 770 👀

just because we're broken up doesn't stop me and @wee_joe from having fun in bed