@AriCohn it was a long way to go for that joke, and worth every minute.

@angelozanola @scottjshapiro but you DO get a horse.

@Dbrauer Suburban MSP guy. Moderate, former Republican (prior to 2016, but always moderate and socially moderate to liberal). Anonymous for multiple reasons, mostly professional.

@Popehat <weirdnerds.jpg>

@USConst_Amend_I Also: lame.

@USConst_Amend_I at least he put some work and (warped) thought into this one.

@USConst_Amend_I Goddamn right.

@scottjshapiro You would have lost your shirt on the Twitter futures market.

@scottjshapiro The real billionaire proletariat has never been tried.

@scottjshapiro This directly conflicts with your position on the comedic value of catastrophes (Republican House control). Think of the lolz.