Things like this make living in two social media worlds worthwhile.

Context: he is going on and on about how he's a "litigator of national magnitude" (whatever the fuck that means) and thinks I violated ethics rules by swearing at and insulting him on the bird app.

What happened next will surprise nobody who knows me.

@AriCohn A+ response by LawZag as well, lol
@Lxtruong May be @LawZag's finest hour
@AriCohn @Lxtruong @LawZag Just disappointing he didn't get to exercise his Photoshop skills here.
@AriCohn He's a litigator that has received a major award.

@AriCohn

o_O

I guess he is lucky I no longer have access to bird site.

@AriCohn
In addition to banning foul language, the bar also forbids lawyers from visiting taverns or associating with women of ill repute.
@AriCohn How am I ever going to convince my 16yo that #deeznuts jokes are played out when @LawZag raises the bar to such iconic, snort-worthy levels?
@gloriousnoise @AriCohn I reject the premise that deez nutz jokes are played out.
@LawZag @AriCohn You have certainly made a compelling case!
@AriCohn it was a long way to go for that joke, and worth every minute.
@AriCohn i read "Mr. Cohen" and thought "he is going to try and school Akiva?"