Mastodawn

Not legal advice, but I hope helpful: If you are in danger of being prosecuted, or sued, you absolutely do not have to tweet about it.

@scottjshapiro oof, now you tell me

You can claim parody for $8/mnth

@scottjshapiro But what if there’s a bunch of bad stuff you did that otherwise no one would know about? I think then you pretty much have to

@scottjshapiro every day is shut the fuck up Friday

@scottjshapiro should you toot about it though?

@scottjshapiro but do you have to declare your intention to seek public office?

@scottjshapiro This directly conflicts with your position on the comedic value of catastrophes (Republican House control). Think of the lolz.