Ricki Yasha TarrI'm not fat, I'm full of darkness.
I think this is where my toots are https://staging.beepthink.com/mastodon/[email protected]
minkitypinkity
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extraterrestrial potato. do not feed after midnite
I think this is where my toots are https://staging.beepthink.com/mastodon/[email protected]
I think this is where my toots are https://staging.beepthink.com/mastodon/[email protected]
Dropped MikeI flunked another rorschach test
Princess of Whales 
Greek Tragedy: A play in which the protagonist is brought to misery, ruin or death through his own failings
Cheek Tragedy: when you bite the inside of your cheek in exactly the same place that you bit it yesterday
Candy ElliottMe: I wouldn't trade my husband for anything in the world.
Friend: How about a year of free donuts?
Me: Where should I drop off his clothes?
.chrisHi, how many backpacks do you have? I have one thousand million.
Lost a close friend last night. They didn't die, they're just an asshole. It's fine.
Nayele18I'm already having a fake argument with you in my head the moment I meet you.
Jimmer Cork-BottleThis day in history. 1866. Congress officially implemented the metric system in the United States. I'm sure they just need some time to get used to it.
π±πππ πππππYes, by all means, autocorrect. Letβs tell the Chinese restaurant weβd like an order of Human Chicken.
ADHDeanASLI am a harbinger of dorkiness