I'm not fat, I'm full of darkness.
@RickiTarr you are one of the "lights" in the Fediverse, Ricki Tarr.
@CoachMark I can be both lol
@RickiTarr Dark Ricki - I can see that. I think we can all be a little bit of both depending on circumstances, eh?
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I’m underweight, should we share?
Any recommendations for gaining darkness?
@PollyWaugh LOL only if you balance it with some light, but I'd only want to give you kindness, and the fun Halloween kind of darkness
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Figures. But I have hope that if I eat more salt…
(Low sodium diet I’m on is killing me, I’m gonna blame my weight loss on that)…
Off to pop popcorn
@PollyWaugh @RickiTarr Careful heading down that road. I started light and ended fluffy. Now I can't go back.
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Actually fluffy would be better than boney. (I’m seriously underweight)
@RickiTarr some Colace can help you out with that.
@DanadasGrau Dana, you are on it today lol
@RickiTarr I was just thinking the same. sometimes it just takes the right playmate.
@RickiTarr a fun verbal volley is like a mental orgasm
@RickiTarr 🤔
I’m full of Tabuli (made with cilantro instead of parsley 😜)
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🥥 And I'm full of something nowhere near as delightful as darkness, Ricki. 🥥

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I'm only fat where no one can see. In my house. Everywhere else I'm moving too fast for them to get a grip anyway.

@RickiTarr beware those who want to enlighten you. Especially if they are holding knives.

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Hello darkness my old friend, I see you have been consumed again

@RickiTarr people keep calling me out today