Mastodawn

Greek Tragedy: A play in which the protagonist is brought to misery, ruin or death through his own failings

Cheek Tragedy: when you bite the inside of your cheek in exactly the same place that you bit it yesterday

@princesaballena The second is way more serious

@patrickworld I’m glad you understand!

@princesaballena oh yes death is far better than biting that spot over and over

@princesaballena It often seems that Fate intends me to bite my cheek in the same place every single time.

@beatnikprof fuckin Fate, man. It’ll get you every time

You flew too close to the sun (and moon, because cheeks)

That's Mario's favorite emoji y'know!

@princesaballena @TootOfBob I have always said this disproves the theory of “intelligent design”