"‘My dog showed no remorse’: Guardian readers on the damage done by their beloved #pets - From the #labrador who won’t stop chewing TV remotes to the cat who undid a year’s work, meet the destructive animals their owners can’t help but forgive"

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2023/mar/27/my-dog-showed-no-remorse-guardian-readers-on-the-damage-done-by-their-beloved-pets

#Cats #Dogs #Destruction #Forgiveness

I'm a cat. Of course I channel. Now when I say channel, I do not mean I can put you in touch with your "dead" grandmother. It's not that I couldn't do this. It's just not my thing.

I channel about future events, I make predictions, if you will. These are not certainties - in the multiverse, there are no certainties, there are only probabilities. I predict the most likely probable future events as of a given point in time. Sometimes I share my predictions with humans, but usually I don't.

Because I am a three-coloured cat, my famly would sometimes sing me this song, to the tune of "My Hat it has Three Corners":

my cat, he has three colours
three colours has my cat
if he didn't have three colors
he wouldn't be my cat

In my last physical incarnation (as pictured in my portrait), I was a calico: a three-coloured male cat (white, black, and brown - note that grey does not count). This was due to Klinefelter Syndrome (see link below). This meant I probably did not need to be neutered, but it is always a good idea to neuter or spay us felis anarchistae. Otherwise we will take over your human world.

Klinefelter Syndrome in cats:
https://cat-world.com/klinefelter-syndrome-in-cats/