bacon popsicle 🎈Tiddles: remember, you didn’t see nuffink or else the teddy bear gets it, capiche?
Butt Dynasty
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Amish Super ModelAccording to this BMI chart, I definitely need to get taller next year.
Just pinched off a Yule log
Uncle Duke 
You ever have a sex dream that you can’t really remember the next day, but you just know it happened? Then you see something during that day that jogs your memory? Anywho, don’t tell my doctor about this dream. She would not be flattered.
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"this is an intervention"
fuck
Come on, Mastodon peeps. Leave the political shit on the dying bird app.
I turned on haptic feedback on my phone just to feel something.
I am the one and only Butt Dynasty.
Tis the season to start fights with your friends by correctly informing them that Die Hard is a Christmas movie.