Girl on the Net"One hundred and twenty people are here to watch you get married to him, and here you are, my needy little slut, getting fucked right before the speeches."
This time last year @JMSeaborn created THIS exquisite piece of #AudioPorn
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Figuring out new masto iOS app!
Tim Hergert@Tattie I often use this when trying to explain LLMs to people
NEW blog. Just a fun/horny one about a guy helping me to come by whispering depraved things into my ear.
Might be of interest to those who want to raise their dirty talk game…
https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/acoustic-wank-my-hands/ #Sex #Masturbation
Asta [AMP]looking at the epstein ballroom that Microsoft "donated" money to and thinking back on how they used to get salty at me, a lone engineer, when I took too long to do my annual "compliance" training which involved watching a video and taking a quiz about how it's wrong and against company policy to bribe public officials for preferential treatment in business.
Apparently this piece is the most visited blog post on the site in 2025 so far.
Fair play. It's hot.
https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/point-your-toes-fucked-me-owned-me/
‘Tell me,’ I ask him, ‘what it feels like to come. How do these muscles play into it?’
A hot one from the #archive about #dick twitches.
https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/throb-your-twitching-cock/
Russell Garner
queer as in fuck your borders@girlonthenet @neil I'm sorry to barge in here but I hope you will share my delight that there is a linguistic term for this thing where a word feels like it doesn't mean anything anymore, and the term is so great: semantic satiation.
Tito Swineflu@girlonthenet a lot of men are fundamentally confused about the fact that women are actually people.
Got high and wrote something I’m pleased with. Been a while since that happened so I’m sharing the beginning of it. It builds.
