mean things I say to me 

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Hopeful idiot | solo startup founder | suburban parent | Log Lady | niche era | fulumptutious. Not funny/young enough to write toots for Clorox Wipes. Floundering. Practice chickens. I don't know what hashtags to add because I am still afraid of them.
Toots: https://justmytoots.com/meantomyself@mstdn.party
People don't fake depression, they fake being okay. Remember that and be kind.
kale can’t be whatever it wants when it grows up. cauliflower has choices
I don't like this narrative, let's ramble.

I'm leaving social media to spend more time cleaning my house.

I'm back. Let's never speak of this again.

If a woman asks you to buy her a flamethrower ask yourself some questions before you buy it.
I am feeling pretty low emotionally, seems like the best time for a drastic haircut

I didn’t come here to make friends.

Because that would require me to be likable.

I remember when the internet was two tin cans and a string.
Responding to all requests today with β€œok, just cool it for a second”
You know I am in a bad place because I just started The Black Death from The Great Courses for the fourth time.