heatherhere 

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I’m here too, still learning how to be human

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Men without hats. And shirts. And pants. OH GOD MOM, I THINK THIS IS A BATHHOUSE.

Co-worker: you look terrible today

Me: only today?

Wow they really buried the lede there
Putting "build a cheese cave" on my todo list

her: *menacingly* just remember, it wouldn’t be the first time I’ll have made it look like an accident

me: *hurriedly repacking the dishwasher* yes dear, sorry dear

Whoever came up with the term sexual congress must think about octogenarians doing lewd things with each other a lot.
it was probably a mistake teaching him to read
Working in complete isolation so that you do not have to suffer due to the incompetency of your co-workers makes the dream work!

Good: going down

Bad: with the ship

nobody processes trauma like you champ