maybemayday

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I like ciphers and dislike AI. I love Formula 1 and dislike broccoli. I know exactly one card trick.
Amateur Python coder, enthusiast of FOSS, self-hosting, crypto...graphy, smallweb, alternative protocols, lowtech.
Maybe a musician. Sometimes a neo-luddite.
I like annoying jokes and I'm sorry in advance.
I made this account so that I had this account.
Home era2000's
Favorite tea flavorEarl gray
ECC or RSA?ECC
LanguagesРусский, English, Français (un peu)
PronounsHe/Him/Himstd've
Show threadmaybemayday1d ago

@levieva AI company: It will give correct diagnosis immediately.

CEO: Medically correct?

AI company: *cough* grammatically correct *cough*

maybemayday1d ago
If i had a wheat grain for every time i put a wheat grain on a chessboard and receive a wheat grain because of it, I would have had invented chess.
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@lowqualityfacts More than that: if you learn somehow that your great-great-great-grandfather had the same name as you, you're legally obligated to add Jrjrjrjrjr. to your name
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@dasha_chetverik Purity Ring - imanocean
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@HadasWeiss so many times
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@HadasWeiss 2am is for sleep, 2pm is for ✨soul-to-soul communication✨
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@nitrml oh, now that's curious! Unlike AM and Williams, no one talks about RBs weight (not that I heard of). But that'd explain some of Max saltiness
maybemayday2d ago
It's trivial to prove existence of something and extremely hard to prove absence of something. By same principle, it's easy to break trust but extremely hard to maintain it. Which is mostly why we can't have nice things.
maybemayday3d ago
They say the Williams chassis is _heavier_ this year than it was last year. We're in for a fun year ahead #f1
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@cmconseils eyelids are supposed to be one-way transparent; not being able to see with one's eyes closed is a rare, though benign, phenotypical deviation.