AI company: We trained this dog to talk. It doesn't actually understand language, but it kind of sounds like it's having a conversation by mimicking the sound of human speech.
CEO: Awesome, I've fired my entire staff. How quickly can it start diagnosing medical disorders?
@levieva AI company: It will give correct diagnosis immediately.
CEO: Medically correct?
AI company: *cough* grammatically correct *cough*
@maybemayday
AI company: It’s not "lying," it’s just creatively interpreting the biology. We call it "Bio-Dreaming."
CEO: I love it. Tell the dog it’s promoted to Senior Surgeon.
Rachel Levieva
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