Respected Leader Kim congratulates American Parliament for finally choosing head minister; suggests root cause of delay is following of "Douche" rather than Juche philosophy
who cares about prison time, my worst nightmare is my shitty commit messages making it into the court record
Problems that were overhyped:
- quicksand
- people offering me drugs
- the Bermuda Triangle
Problems that I was underprepared for:
- nightly existential dread
- remembering all 17,392 passwords required to do my job
- arguing with robots about whether or not there is an unexpected item in the bagging area