Why do we say “catapulted” ; where in fact it is mostly small to medium sized *dogs* who need any form of pulting - because cats can yeet themselves across a room easily, but dogs nairly so?

I don’t ask why, but I’ve had a pedicure and manicure from the wife, and now I’m ready for Xmas. Happy holidays everyone!

Ok, go. Favourite family Christmas movie/programme. We’re putting the tree up and wrapping presents so have a few lined up to set the mood. Of course die hard is a Christmas movie, but then that’s a really obvious choice… 😂

#openai #chatbot is pretty neat. I’ve not tried any coding things yet as I don’t want to be ashamed that an AI can replace me (yet…)

Have you ever tethered your laptop to your phone and tried to portscan rfc1918 address space to see what routable networks your mobile provider is exposing? No? Try it, it’s fun 😇

Looks like article 3 has been breached to me… #russia #UkraineWar #Polandmissile

God of War: Ragnarok making a reference to Aleph One 🧑‍🍳 😘

Q. For any old timer mastodon tooters - is it the done thing to have multiple accounts and post relevant content in each of those, or do you usually live your entire life out in one channel? just checking my infosec peeps won’t get annoyed by dog/politics/random content??