One of these is #MyFirstMac. The other is my… 11th? 🫨
as of 2022, the US birth rate is 0.63459 mph
(raw baby name data: https://www.ssa.gov/oact/babynames/limits.html)
(graph generator: https://github.com/lunasorcery/miles-per-hour)
Here's an alternative idea, @1password:
Listen to your 🤬 customers. We've been trying to tell you.
https://blog.1password.com/privacy-preserving-app-telemetry/
(One day I'll embrace that I am no longer the customer 1Password cares about, but I'm currently in the DENIAL stage of grief.)