as of 2022, the US birth rate is 0.63459 mph

(raw baby name data: https://www.ssa.gov/oact/babynames/limits.html)
(graph generator: https://github.com/lunasorcery/miles-per-hour)

Here's an alternative idea, @1password:

Listen to your 🤬 customers. We've been trying to tell you.

https://blog.1password.com/privacy-preserving-app-telemetry/

(One day I'll embrace that I am no longer the customer 1Password cares about, but I'm currently in the DENIAL stage of grief.)