marlebean 

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Fun game:

Text your mom on Thanksgiving afternoon "How many minutes do I microwave a 25lb frozen turkey?"

The extra hour from Daylight Saving Time gave me the opportunity to get so much more housework done!

I didn't do any of it.
But I certainly had the opportunity.

Any pencil can be a number two pencil if you eat it.
I can have coffee at 11 p.m.
like that James Bond fella if I want to.

Excuse me, I need to exfoliate

*angle grinder sounds*

I want to walk.
I want to run.
Microwave popcorn you son of a gun.
Wish I could be...
eating some snacks.
Be kind to everyone you meet, you never know who might be stuck reading a mediocre novel
EMOTIONAL FRUIT:
The Grapes of Wrath
The Apples of Anger
The Cantaloupes of Cantankerousness
The Plums of Pique
The Bananas of Just Really Happy to See You

[Unemployment Office]

-We have openings at the Food and Drug Administration.

-I get to choose one?

-Yes.

-I’ll take the Drug Administration.

The Sound of Music taught me if you don't like your country's regime, you & your family can safely escape through various musical numbers.