Fun game:
Text your mom on Thanksgiving afternoon "How many minutes do I microwave a 25lb frozen turkey?"
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The extra hour from Daylight Saving Time gave me the opportunity to get so much more housework done!
I didn't do any of it.
But I certainly had the opportunity.
MostlyHarmlessAny pencil can be a number two pencil if you eat it.
Hot Cross Bunny❤️🐇I can have coffee at 11 p.m.
like that James Bond fella if I want to.
like that James Bond fella if I want to.
ADHDeanASLExcuse me, I need to exfoliate
*angle grinder sounds*
MardigroanI want to walk.
I want to run.
Microwave popcorn you son of a gun.
Wish I could be...
eating some snacks.
I want to run.
Microwave popcorn you son of a gun.
Wish I could be...
eating some snacks.
donni saphireBe kind to everyone you meet, you never know who might be stuck reading a mediocre novel
𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚃𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚑EMOTIONAL FRUIT:
The Grapes of Wrath
The Apples of Anger
The Cantaloupes of Cantankerousness
The Plums of Pique
The Bananas of Just Really Happy to See You
The Grapes of Wrath
The Apples of Anger
The Cantaloupes of Cantankerousness
The Plums of Pique
The Bananas of Just Really Happy to See You
black__elvis[Unemployment Office]
-We have openings at the Food and Drug Administration.
-I get to choose one?
-Yes.
-I’ll take the Drug Administration.