Legally recognized favorite child, professional model, comedian, owner of Big Dick's Halfway Inn, best selling author, member of the royal family, nudist, zaddy.
#fedi22 #comedy #lgbtq #technology #parenting #gadgets #politics #nyc
| Pronouns | he/him |
Given that we are rapidly trying to build community here…
Can I ask you to do two key things:
1) Reshare other people’s posts - so your timeline is rich with other people’s posts for anyone browsing your content to discover.
2) Follow, follow, follow. That goes for following those posting good stuff - and also following those that follow you (as much as practically possible/sensible).
If you do these things, you’ll help us all network up at fast pace - and we all grow our voices & reach. ✌️
What's that? A #followbackfriday? Woot!
I'm just your average gay techie and gadget freak living in NYC, raising my two tiny ungrateful unemployed terrorist children with my first husband, Paul.
Working on my standup routine and looking to be the next comedy sensation by mid-2023, then retire a few months later with millions of fans and tons of money in the bank.
Until then, hanging out here and looking for approval and followers.
Whaddya say? Want to come along for the ride?
Ten Tiny Mastodon Newbie Cultural Tips 🐘:
In random order 👇
1. Add Alt-Text to you pictures! It’s the norm here.
2. Use Content Warnings (CW) generously.
3. BE KIND 💚
4. Respect the work that your instance’s admin(s) do for you. Support them financially if you can, this is volunteer work there are no ads here.
5. Read the Code of Conduct and Server Rules for your instance. These are different between instances. You usually can find this information by adding “/about” or “/about/more” after your instance’s website address (which is the same as your instance’s name).
6. Do exchange genuinely with people. Interact!
7. Add genuine info to your profile’s bio.
8. It’s not the best to only use your account here to automatically forward all of your tweets without ever interacting. We are here to be here. This is not an advertising platform, and people might unfollow or mute you for this.
9. Many features that are not like on Twitter have been left out deliberately for a good reason. Respect that. Listen to the Mastodon elders.
10. This is NOT Twitter. It is MUCH better! 🐘✨
BE KIND! HAVE FUN! BE GENUINE! MAKE FRIENDS! 
A daily haiku?
Maybe that will be my thing
Crippling commitment
Walking to the office this morning, a random man was yelling in the street, "I'm gonna make your life a living hell!" To which I yelled back, "I'm not really looking for a new relationship right now!"
A very cute guy on the sidewalk next to me gave me a slow clap and said, "Bravo!"
Maybe I am looking for a new relationship... ;)
Mike Galsworthy 🦣
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