You can always tell what year someone got married by what kind of wine glasses they have.
mar1ssab
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Mom, marketer, Twitter and TikTok Refugee
If I was Taylor Lorenz I would have absolutely set all my electronics on fire and moved to a cabin in the woods YEARS ago. Idk how that woman survives a single day seeing what she sees on the internet. I would simply collapse.
My husband and I keep punctuating our commentary about the commercials with a triumphant HASHTAG BRANDBOWL, because we were #socialmedia marketers in 2012. #superbowl #brandbowl
My entire family has been sick on and off since mid January and all I wanna do tomorrow is go thrift shopping and then eat at Texas Roadhouse. Can we manifest this please?!
Am I gonna treat mastadon like my finsta? Maybe!
Anyway I can’t wait to raise my daughter in the reality that mommy and daddy are married because they love each other and wanna touch each others butts forever.
Girlies on IG are like “my meep moop and paw poo were married for 75 years, what an amazing example for marriage” like I am sorry to tell you this but meep moop couldn’t even get a credit card without a male co-signer until 1974 so maybe it wasn’t true love keeping them together.
you can always tell a company just laid off their social media team when they start exclusively reposting thought leadership from their own execs. #socialmedia #smm #techlayoffs
Going to show this screenshot any time I hear a well-meaning idiot tell a #pregnant person “better get some sleep now before the baby gets here!”
Last year I was pregnant. I got tons of “sleep” but spent all night tossing and turning and sweating and being generally miserable.
This year I’m a #newparent and my sleep data looks the same.
The difference is that now, even if I only sleep for 5-6 hours, it’s GOOD sleep. Pregnant people rarely get restorative, productive sleep.