mar1ssabGirlies on IG are like “my meep moop and paw poo were married for 75 years, what an amazing example for marriage” like I am sorry to tell you this but meep moop couldn’t even get a credit card without a male co-signer until 1974 so maybe it wasn’t true love keeping them together.
Anyway I can’t wait to raise my daughter in the reality that mommy and daddy are married because they love each other and wanna touch each others butts forever.
Am I gonna treat mastadon like my finsta? Maybe!