When you dare to date younger and 3-drinks in catch them lying about their age.
I’m still older (and look the youngest), but home boy is not as young as he says
marisaleigh
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I hate it here.
@chopaganda fuckerpants is gonna learn who the favorite child is the hard way.
@chopaganda ivory app FTW too
Playing F/MK: pancakes, waffles, French toast, on dating apps…cuz I’m bored.
This response is 🏆
@chopaganda hopefully not 🤣
@Nolasox it’s not🥺
It was my shellfish allergy and I loved his energy in the situation.
Might have called that one wrong, but it is what is is.
Me on a semi-boring but not horrible date;
“Ohh you’re totally Irish? Me too. Have you had your ancestry checked cuz we can’t have the secks until then”
@chopaganda @smoothatonalsound I did not listen. 😑😂
@smoothatonalsound got me to start watching Lost recently and it’s ruining my life
@chopaganda had a second date with someone willing to risk the issues associated with suspected food allergy because I really wanted to eat/ order that food
Obvi currently drunk & alive so 🤷🏻♀️