Me on a semi-boring but not horrible date;

“Ohh you’re totally Irish? Me too. Have you had your ancestry checked cuz we can’t have the secks until then”

@marisaleigh Assuming this is not the same dude as the one with the shellfish allergy?

@Nolasox it’s not🥺

It was my shellfish allergy and I loved his energy in the situation.

Might have called that one wrong, but it is what is is.