marisaleigh

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I hate it here.

When you dare to date younger and 3-drinks in catch them lying about their age.

I’m still older (and look the youngest), but home boy is not as young as he says

Playing F/MK: pancakes, waffles, French toast, on dating apps…cuz I’m bored.

This response is 🏆

@smoothatonalsound got me to start watching Lost recently and it’s ruining my life
Pretty sure this isn’t what my therapist means when I should keep my options open, but it’s kind of fun to meet someone who’s willing to roll the dice on a potential food allergy 😭😭😭😭🤣😭😭🤣🤣😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Haven’t been in my office in ages until today.

My bosses assistant just asked if I need to take down the pic of the boyf and I or did we get back together.

1. Imma go cry in the ladies room for a hot min, and

2. The pic in question

☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

Love to be back in the Trey hole 🤘
Met eyes with someone giving serious Gordo vibes on my way to dins tonight and it was not Gordo but Michael Imperioli 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
A man tried hard to make me agree that ween is hamband tonight
Daily Burgers are my love language 🤣
I heard dropkick Murphy’s > the Grateful Dead because I did not heed the original warning here