When you dare to date younger and 3-drinks in catch them lying about their age.

I’m still older (and look the youngest), but home boy is not as young as he says

Playing F/MK: pancakes, waffles, French toast, on dating apps…cuz I’m bored.

This response is 🏆

Me on a semi-boring but not horrible date;

“Ohh you’re totally Irish? Me too. Have you had your ancestry checked cuz we can’t have the secks until then”

TFW a man hits of you, and you ( gladly but accidentally) make it awkward, and remember this is why you’re gonna die alone…

and don’t hate the thought💅 😈

Haven’t been in my office in ages until today.

My bosses assistant just asked if I need to take down the pic of the boyf and I or did we get back together.

1. Imma go cry in the ladies room for a hot min, and

2. The pic in question

☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️