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@jacintolloret cómo que cerró???
@SrtaNenya esa es mi meta pa dentro de 4 años. desayunar con cereal viendo comiquitas. you're living the life.
@loish Miss Loish! so glad to see you here✨
All I need is love, respect, millions of dollars, and a talking dog who helps me do crimes

THERAPIST: You need more friends

ME: I put bird seed that attracts raccoons in the backyard, last week

THERAPIST: ...

ME: ...

THERAPIST: ... So all of these-

ME: [surrounded by raccoons] Whatever you have to say to me, you can say in front of the garbage boys