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THERAPIST: You need more friends

ME: I put bird seed that attracts raccoons in the backyard, last week

THERAPIST: ...

ME: ...

THERAPIST: ... So all of these-

ME: [surrounded by raccoons] Whatever you have to say to me, you can say in front of the garbage boys

Dec 2, 2022 at 3:58pmTusky
Show threadEconEnbyDec 2, 2022
@roxiqt [me, a raccoon] you summoned?
Show thread@billclassifiedDec 2, 2022
@roxiqt Gr8stuff
Show threadDavid Abigt  🌎 🎄Dec 2, 2022
@roxiqt That was supposed to be between my therapist and me. ;-)
Show threadRoxi Horror 💀🌸Dec 2, 2022
@deabigt hahaha
Show threadKiwiRedDec 2, 2022
@roxiqt THERAPIST, whispers: What type of seed was it?
Show threadDreadful SanityDec 2, 2022
@roxiqt EVERY TIME you post about racoons I'm reminded that I live in Germany's racoon capital and I've never seen one. 😢
Show threadxangohDec 2, 2022
@dreadfulsanity @roxiqt so you live in a place where all of Germany's leading raccoon politicians congregate and you expect them to just be out and about in the street? get real
Show threadDreadful SanityDec 2, 2022
@xangoh @roxiqt I mean, human politicians make public appearances all the time. 😝
Show threadxangohDec 2, 2022
@dreadfulsanity @roxiqt which is why I only ever vote the raccoon ticket
Show threadNatalieDec 2, 2022
@xangoh @dreadfulsanity @roxiqt wise choice, wise choice.
Show threadSmudgiesMomDec 2, 2022
@roxiqt LOL!
Show threadherchenroderDec 2, 2022
@roxiqt My neighbor feeds about 10 racoons two loafs of white bread per day. It's fun and scary at the same time. I guess it keeps them out of our trash.
Show threadCpt Rocket RaccoonDec 2, 2022
@roxiqt
Show threadAdam BenzanDec 2, 2022
@roxiqt this is my pfp
Show threadDustyZedDec 3, 2022
@roxiqt Racoon related #lifegoals 💕 https://fb.watch/haEgn7ntn3/
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Show threadDaphne VegaDec 4, 2022
@roxiqt i have a very funny trash panda story but it is very long so im just sitting here alone, reading your posts and giggling! More trash boys!!!