The year is 2025

There are five browser cores:
- webkit
- chromium
- gecko
- servo
- youtube-dl, which ended up implementing a full-fledged browser in python to keep successfully downloading videos

'water is transparent only within a very narrow band of the electromagnetic spectrum,

so living organisms evolved sensitivity to that band, and that's what we now call "visible light". '

Progress on a new Flecs traffic demo: simulating 80k cars, 100k road segments and 7400 intersections @ 60 FPS 🚀

Live wasm demo: https://flecs-hub.github.io/traffic/etc/

The internet of things is truly a wonder. 😝

#dishwasher #parody #iot

You’ve heard of serverless cloud architecture  

Now, get ready for… 🥁🥁🥁

 Cloudless server architecture 

We’re offering features you thought you could only dream of:

• Hardened database security: Databases don’t have to be exposed to the network thanks to the wonders of On-System Databases™ and Unix Sockets™, hardening security tenfold!
• Latency-free database connections: As if that wasn’t good enough, On-System Databases™ allow you to dramatically reduce latency by bypassing the need for pesky network connections!
• On-Demand Web Worker Process Spawning™ using the Common Gateway Interface™
• Bare-Metal Access™ to On-Server Storage™ for unparalleled Read™ and Write™ speeds
• Predictable costs: No more surprise bills. Pay only for what you specify! Our patent-pending Hardware Limitations™ automatically throttles your cloudless server if you reach capacity
• Documentation: tired of trying to navigate through the jungle of outdated and incorrect Azure or AWS documentation? Don’t fret! Operating systems are documented by the most dedicated gangs of nerds you can find on freenode!