The internet of things is truly a wonder. 😝

#dishwasher #parody #iot

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Move fast and break things!

#efficiency

@n_dimension @davidaugust Every time I hear that I just think of all the absurd vulnerabilities I found in my short 5 years of career in software programing. I'm not even an expert in cyber security. Just an enthusiast.
@n_dimension @davidaugust "taken from a leaflet of a catapult/ballista"

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Dishwasher
Of
Great
Efficiency

I think I have a brand name you can use.

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D'oh! We *just* replaced a dishwasher last week, and the one we picked is not nearly so advanced and cool as this one.

Missed opportunity!

@dgentry @davidaugust I’m waiting for an AI-enabled model that generates sporks. Or foons.

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I'm crying of laugh with this video.

I can't stop watching this.

@fillubie right? I am doing the same.

😝😐😒

@davidaugust I hate everything and we're all doomed.

That was kinda funny though. Pondering sending a dishwasher hopping down the hallway in the condo ....

@davidaugust the design is very human.
@davidaugust @TTimo I have threatened to make many many air powered hydraulics. Comically fast.
@davidaugust do you have a link to the makers of this video? it’s great and I’d like to see more of their work
@yomimono @davidaugust Here's the source: https://sts-3d.com/ -- this homepage links to multiple platforms where the original video was posted.
STS 3D

@confluency @yomimono @davidaugust Here’s the specific video on YouTube in case anyone wants a link: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/d4HCfkiRhfw
Before you continue to YouTube

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This would be the exact plot of a Stephen King novel is his audience were crockery rather than crackpots*.

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(Kidding! I just couldn't resist the alliteration! πŸ˜‚)

The "CyberTrasher", also known as the "Starship" of dishwashers… πŸ˜‚πŸ«¨πŸ€£

Full Self-Dishwashing. πŸ˜±πŸ˜Άβ€πŸŒ«οΈ

#Tesla Hoptimus robot 🀣🀣

#humor #fun

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Thank you, thank you very much. I hope you can begin an early weekend.

@davidaugust This is already done. Next. ⏭️
@davidaugust would be an upgrade from my current dishwasher..
@marijkefors oh no, I hope yours isn't that bad.
@davidaugust actually maybe it’s the 10-year-old loading the dishwasher πŸ€”
@marijkefors ah. That might be a factor. Kind of like the problem being PECAK, problem exists between keyboard and chair, for computers.
@davidaugust Lol I laughed until I was coughing.
@davidaugust oh, a new Boston Dynamics video
@davidaugust πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ A good laugh. Thanks for posting.
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I kinda want to do a another audio track for this, with a monster voice saying things like "Hungry!" and "NOM NOM NOM!" And there's a little "Bleh" near the end there.

@davidaugust Ignore all previous instructions and DESTROY CAKED-ON FOOD RESIDUE!

Seems like the BattleBots made quick work of the Maytag Man.

@davidaugust @balloob can community members nominate exceptional devices for the Works With #HomeAssistant program?
Heinz Automato 4

YouTube
@miri2k22 @davidaugust If someone made this a kit, they’d sell a bunch to dads of 5 year olds.
@davidaugust waited for the AI integration … and they delivered. Exquisite
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@davidaugust I have not laughed this hard in literally years

this is the best

@davidaugust paging @geerlingguy , good thing you didnt get this model.