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Hi, I'm Malachai (IPA: /ˈmæləkaɪ/) and I'm a 30-plus-year-old overweight programmer with delusions of (in)adequacy.

Privacy stuff, which I STILL shouldn't have to say: #nobridge #noai #nobot #noindex

PronounsHe/Him/His
SpeciesDerg
OrientationPancake (Pan/Ace)
Websitehttps://envs.net/~malachai

Everyone:

Absolutely everyone:

Beverly Crusher: (picrel)

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heh... peak pause vision

It's funnier without context, tbh.

(Context: Enderal)

Yes. I totally made this post eight hours ago. WTF mastodon? 
I think the federated timeline is trying to tell us a story?
@Bwee
You need art of your dergsona with these faces for #PunDayBwee posts~