He's fuckin' bananas!!

;D 🍌💦💦💦

#PunDayBwee

Oh wow!!! I'm so excited!! I just bought a pickle costume online!

It was on sale, so I got a good dill on it.

;3

(NEVER ENOUGH PUNS!!!)

#PunDayBwee

A pit viper.

🐍🐍🐍

#PunDayBwee

I found them super attractive!

🧲 🧲 🧲
💙 💙 💙

#PunDayBwee

Cause I've got little legs :3

💙💙💙

#PunDayBwee

...you axolotl questions.

💙💙💙

#PunDayBwee #cute #silly #puns #DadJokes #Animals #Pets

With a sighsmograph.

🤭

💙💙💙

#PunDayBwee #Pun #Puns #joke #jokes #DadJokes #DadJoke

You are PAWSOME!!

🐾🐾🐾

I don't mean to badger you 🦡

I don't want to be roo-d 🦘

You're just so purrfect 🐈

Ant I can't help but tell you 🐜

Owl much you make me smile 🦉

Thank ewe for being you 🐑

I'm glad we found each otter 🦦

This seals it 🦭

You're shrimply THE BEST!! 🦐

💙💙💙

#PunDayBwee #Puns #Animals #Love #Appreciation #Silly #Cute

It was time to talk about the Mastodon in the room.

🦣🦣🦣

#PunDayBwee #Fediverse #Mastodon #Silly #Funny #Puns #Jokes #Humor #DadJokes #MomJokes

"Can I crash here?"

"Shore!" the beach replied.

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#PunDayBwee #Silly #Cute #Funny #Puns #Humor #Jokes #DadJokes #MomJokes #Beach #Ocean