Liyah Mackenzie Hernandez

@liyahmackenzie
6 Followers
10 Following
28 Posts
Some of my jokes and writing can be found here.
PronounsShe/esh
Websitehttps://liyahmackenzie.nekoweb.org

Noooo don't call it "renting an apartment."
I'm microdosing on ownership!

#joke #renting

What do you call a DnD player who wants to seize the day by being environmentally conscious? A "carpool DM"!

#DND #joke #environment

I cracked the money vault at the potato chip factory, only to realize its contents were 90 percent air.

#joke #food

Netflix and Chill? No. More like Peertube and Relax!
I have deleted Twitter since Musk has gone further off the deep end. Mastodon for life!

The Collector in Mother 3???

#owlhouse #toh #mother3 #videogames

For a variety of reasons, Mastodon has been welcoming to me in ways "X" wishes it could accomplish. The layout feels perfect to me. I feel like responding to and boosting all sorts of posts, whereas I barely felt like doing the same in the proprietary equivalent. This place exudes wholesomeness.
Me: "what if i try learning a language that's useful for somethi-"
(is very intimidated by C's love for "static const null arg*^!& + 1 >> 3;")
(Is given a false sense of security about rust for the nth time, just to quickly find all its insanity)
"What if i turn off the computer and reconsider everything"
(I'm the top of my class at university, how are "the simple languages" messing me up this hard? I am full of "skill issue" energy rn aaaaaaaaaaaa)
I draw sillies
Look! They so silly.
One spot left - any ideas?
Scantron, Pennsylvania