Liyah Mackenzie Hernandez

@liyahmackenzie
6 Followers
10 Following
28 Posts
Some of my jokes and writing can be found here.
PronounsShe/esh
Websitehttps://liyahmackenzie.nekoweb.org
Liyah Mackenzie HernandezMar 8

Noooo don't call it "renting an apartment."
I'm microdosing on ownership!

#joke #renting

Liyah Mackenzie HernandezJan 30

What do you call a DnD player who wants to seize the day by being environmentally conscious? A "carpool DM"!

#DND #joke #environment

Liyah Mackenzie HernandezJan 30

I cracked the money vault at the potato chip factory, only to realize its contents were 90 percent air.

#joke #food

Show threadLiyah Mackenzie HernandezApr 28, 2025
@MinecraftSigns The bridge troll is giving us excessively specific riddles. I think he's trying to complete a dissertation on nuclear physics.
Show threadLiyah Mackenzie HernandezMar 31, 2025
@djomnimaga Metal 🔥
Show threadLiyah Mackenzie HernandezMar 18, 2025
@wavejumper3 This reply is brought to you by [shady company]!
Show threadLiyah Mackenzie HernandezMar 11, 2025
@patricbates I love the look.You just earned yourself another follower 😀
Liyah Mackenzie HernandezMar 4, 2025
Netflix and Chill? No. More like Peertube and Relax!
Liyah Mackenzie HernandezFeb 25, 2025
@[email protected] Transfem music maker 
Show threadLiyah Mackenzie HernandezFeb 15, 2025
@jrychter "May include advertising" is corporate speak for "will always include annoying advertising". There is no question whether they will have ads now. If they can make a quick buck, they will.