Scantron, Pennsylvania

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I'll see your Scranton, and raise you a Wilkes-Barre

@TechConnectify “The Electric City! What?!”
@TechConnectify Where #2 pencils go to die. :-(

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Ugh, I can never decide what to eat in Scantron.

When in doubt in Scantron, just pick Sea food.

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I swear, that place is in its own little bubble.

@TechConnectify If you’re there, I suspect you’d really enjoy Steamtown! Was just there this past summer.

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For a while I had my younger kid convinced Scantron was a Transformer.

@lorddimwit @TechConnectify thanks for this elaboration because (light dyslexia) my brain missed the original joke before by autocorrecting it to the city name
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Where life is a multiple choice question.
@TechConnectify gonna start at Totteridge & Whetstone
@TechConnectify you have to use a #2 pencil vania or else you're results will be voided
@TechConnectify The setting for the song "30000 pounds of bananas".
@HardlyWorgen @TechConnectify based on a true story, apparently.

@TechConnectify *reads, scrolls*

*pauses*

'wait, wait wait wait wut'

@TechConnectify @reese ...and I read this, sitting here, waiting for lunch, two miles from Scantron's headquarters. 😂
@TechConnectify I’m not superstitious but I’m... a little stitious!