A knuckleball pitcher for Swamp State College throws a 4-0 no-hitter against Ohio State - Lighthouse News Network

In a stunning upset, the underdog Swamp State Crocodiles triumphed over the formidable Ohio State Buckeyes baseball team, as reported by Sportsapalooza journalist Pia Confetti. Confetti highlighted the extraordinary performance of 18-year-old freshman Herb “Knucky” Caxton, the Crocs’ knuckleballer extraordinaire. With an impressive display of skill, Caxton struck out a staggering 22 players, flawlessly preventing […]

The best little leaguer in the entire nation has signed a promissory contract with the New York Yankees - Lighthouse News Network

In an astonishing turn of events, all the major MLB sportswriters in America have unanimously declared Ferris Papaya, a 12-year-old from Louisiana, as the most sensational Little League hitter since the dawn of time itself—well, at least the past 84 years when the Little League was first formed. Hailing from the bustling city of Shreveport, […]

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Cowboys Interested in Signing Every Free Agent - Lighthouse News Network

Dallas Cowboys free agency rumors heat up as the team expresses interest in every top player—only to sign none. Will Jerry Jones make a move?