@scruss It's a way that you can send mail to the government showing what you really think of them.

@fesshole If you're the one who has to clean the toilets, you'd be sitting to pee, too.

@dan_t Smaller rather than larger. Say, less than 15cm in length. A means of cutting off the excess pulled through the ratchet mechanism is handy. Just remember to pack out the waste, of course.

Rules of the game:
- Grab the nearest book.
- Turn to page 42
- Find the 2nd sentence
- Post the sentence in a toot with the hashtag & write the rules as a comment to it
- Don't look for your favourite, coolest or wittiest book. Go for the closest.

@scruss i'm leaving my desk to be cleaned by my executors. There, problem solved.

@scruss Only tangentially related, but I remember having fish scales from the Christmas carp in my wallet so that coin would be plentiful in the following year.